If you’re wondering whether purchasing a bowler hat is a good decision, just ask yourself these questions:
1. Am I a college freshman putting together a Halloween costume and thinking about maybe majoring in film because A Clockwork Orange totally blew my mind and helped me understand the crazy turmoil that goes on inside me every time I see a lady or eat some shrooms?
2. Am I starring as the father in a touring production of Mary Poppins?
3. Do I have the use of a time machine?
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