tom haynes

About that board meeting yesterday

Since I’m the boss, I got to put two names into the hat instead of just one, and mine were “Harry Potter, Esq.” and “Chuck E. Cheese.” Campbell laughed — it’s what he gets paid to do — but the old guy from J. Crew said he’d never heard of “this Cheese person” and is he an academic or something?

Fake Steve Jobs is always funny.